I think I’ve found a solution to the leak problem at the White House.
President Trump has been complaining that leaks are very damaging to him and the White House, and has publicly stated that Attorney General Jeff Sessions needs to get tougher with the leakers.
“I want the leaks from intelligence agencies, which are leaking like rarely have they ever leaked before, at a very important level. These are intelligence agencies we cannot have that happen.”
I’m not even sure what President Trump is saying in those two sentences, but based on what all of the online pundits are saying, it seems like he wants the leaks to stop.
Well, I’m here to help.
Actually, American Leak Detection is here to help.
I first heard of this company the other day while driving down the highway, and one of their vans drove past me.
My first thought upon seeing the van was, ‘Our problems are over.’
So as soon as I got home, I went to the company’s web site, and became even more encouraged when I saw their tag line:
WE ARE THE EXPERTS IN LEAK DETECTION.
YOU CAN TRUST US TO GET THE JOB DONE RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.
It then goes on to state that “if leaks are not properly handled in a timely manner, they can cause serious damage to your property and your health.” (No wonder the President wants the leaks stopped so quickly. I think the leaks are putting too much stress on both him and the White House. That may be why he recently referred to it as a “dump.”)
“At American Leak Detection, we have the skills and tools to find the cause of the leak and can create customized solutions to address the problem.”
The web site also notes that the company is internationally recognized, which could be helpful if the leak investigation needs to go beyond the borders of the U.S.
But I think the following quote says it all:
Dealing with a leak can be stressful. When you hire our leak detection experts, you not only receive quality work, but the peace of mind that comes from knowing your leak will be located quickly and effectively.
So I think the solution to the leak problem is as simple as placing a call to American Leak Detection; I’ll even save you the trouble of finding the location nearest to the White House:
I think I’ve done my civic duty for the day…
You can thank me later.